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Parent(s) of a college student who did not receive any financial aid thereby requiring the parents to foot the entire cost of the college education.
Bubba University is pleased to sponsor a light luncheon to honor our Full Freight Parents. Our Full Freight Parents will also be given preferred parking at this year's graduation.
A system for freight that is always accurate.
Do you need freight transported accurately? use accurate freight system
Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.
They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".
There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!
Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).
The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!
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To take a dump, to drop anchor, to throw a turd, to drop the kids off at the pool, to hit the head.
"Dude, I gotta move some freight"
"Dude, the warehouse is backing up. I gotta move some freight, now."
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After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute pain to the woman and extreme amusement to the man.
That bitch was givin' me such a bad blowjob I gave her an ohio freight train, nogga!
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When you are fucking a girl in her poop shoot and she is smoking a fat blunt at the same time. When you bust your man gravy in her ass she blows the smoke out of her mouth.
Bro, did you give her the Jamaican Freight Train?
To flip the freight train is to be a male and sealing the deal with a questionably lesbian chick.
Guy 1: Hey man where you been?
Guy 2: I was just hanging out with Ashley.
Guy 1: Awwshit, did you flip the freight train?!
Guy 2: Nah man, that trains too heavy for me..
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