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1. Freedom
2. Coming from France, a country in Western Europe that some Americans find it necessary to make up facts about ("duuuh..the french lose in every war the fight..huhuhuh") because they don't act inferior to the US.
"If you type in 'French Military Victories' in Google, it says "Did You mean 'French Military Defeats'?"
"Not really, it was just some guy that knew how to use Photoshop"
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another way of saying "I give up" or "I forfeit"
This question is too hard, I French
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The French are people that come from France. The men are usually handsome, very slightly darker skinned than the rest of Europe, but they come in many different flavors. French men adore perfume and smell very nice and can sometimes be rude without realizing it; it is a cultural thing. French men are quite romantic and know to please women. The country itself is a very beautiful country with lots of love and grumpy people flowing through it. French women are considered some of the hottest. They are intelligent, sexy, funny but smoke too much. French women have the best breasts on the planet. Firm and smooth, they are a pleasure to look at and to feel. French women are cute, artistic, and opinionated. The French are quite liberal in general and will do things that may shock the average person.
Average non-french idiot: Oh! so you are french!! you eat snail and frogs legs right? and you guys run away form stuff right...? hahaha...ha...ha
Average french person: So?
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The natural enemy of British People such as myself.
“The french are really annoying!”
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People or language of France.
Modern "romance" language evolved from the Frankish (Germanic) race/language when Roman soldiers imported Latin into the occupied regions of Gaul (Gallia). The soldiers spoke an abbreviated (simplified) Latin which the Franks further simplified into a creolized version (this "pidgeon" Latin eventually evolved into modern French).
"Pardon monsieur, je voudrais du pommes frites. Ou est le McDonald's?"
"Sorry mister... I don't speak French. But here... have some freedom fries."
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A Kiss involving tongues usually making the ones frenching
horny as Hell
James:hey baby
Amelia:Hey
James: wanna french me
Amelia:Hell ya
*starts frenching*
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