The process of cumming in a girls mouth, who is drunk, then pouring hotsauce in her mouth. Giving her a gentleman's shave. is optional.
jill was drunk out of her skull, so i decided to give her the good ol' frenchman's molotov. she woke up that morning wondering why she had fecal matter on her face and her mouth was burning.
A Frenchman is a semi-erection when the penis is beginning its erectile phase, not soft but not hard. A semi erection.
First coined by the stuntman. Not Frank.
She was talking dirty and I got a Frenchman.
When you have a baguette in you mouth and then proceed to French kiss a snail
Dude did you do the saucy Frenchman to Lucy last week?
Pooping in the sheets will having sex and then throwing them around you and your partner
"yo did you hear stacy did a frenchman roll up in my bed? now i have to get a new mattress"
When your male friend has just come out of a breakup and is down in the dumps, you get on 1 knee and suck the tip of his penis a little until he reaches a half chub. This usually boosts his confidence again. Works best when its given from a male friend that is straight, as this gesture is the ultimate act of care and kindness.
John needs a Jolly frenchman, he isnt feling up for the boys weekend.
Where two people are in the process of French kissing whilst one is pooping
Hey *insert other halfs name here*, wanna go and do the Dirty Frenchman I'm dying for a poo