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1.When you are are told never knew before
2. Somebody tells you something shocking
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1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!
Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!
2.
Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!
Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.
Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?
Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.