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gass

Gass means bad or crappy, generally used to refer to "Magic the Gathering" decks. The only guy who actually uses this word is a short, overweight male named "Chet" who never showers and spends all day and night spamming various messageboards. He is IP banned from five of said sites. He usually goes on as Raymoooond.

From Bertman:

Your deck is gass, James. Evan worse if how playordraw would insult the intelligence of its readers and post this pile. But then again, considering this is playordraw, my expectations shouln't be very high to start with.

Im not going to go into all the details since you are a nobody james, and this article is rather trivial. However, your playtesting is subpar. You might as well be playtesting against precons. Freshmaker? WTF? Big red? Horrible. What about U W or bidding? Oh right..judging by your decklist the result for those matchups are implied..scoop...lol

I suggest you PM a mod James to delete your account and all traces of your existance from the MTG community so none has to endure the agony I just endured.

by Downvoting Victim February 17, 2005

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gassed

When you're so cunted/deck chaired you might as well call yourself Tucci @ Choongas

Downed so much happy water last night with Mao-bae, I'm so gassed. Big fish, little fish, cardboard box all night fosho.

by Muhammed Jewson December 12, 2016

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Kyle Gass

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.

Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.

by The Troll June 29, 2006

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