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fucking tasteless gag-inducing shit in a container of satan
gatorade powder is fucking shit dawg digity d dawg
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A Gatorade drink manufactured in Chicago IL, but meant for Mexicans, thus it has that cheap Mexican taste, but still taste rather good, and does not taste like piss.
Me: Can I have a Gatorade Extremo?
Pine-Richland Lunch Lady: Sure.
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when you bang a girl so hard that your dick bleeds inside of her instead of cumming inside of her.
Dude, when I was banging my girl friend I couldn't cum so I decided to just give her a red gatorade. My dick has been sore for 2 weeks!
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Commercials that allow only real athletes about whom people care. The athletes in Gatorade commericals have proven themselves and dominate their sports. Athletes who are considered "pretty boys" and have had accidental success are excluded, and also athletes in non-credible sports are alkso excluded.
Peyton Manning, the University of Florida Football team, Kevin Garnett, and Mia Hamm are featured in Gatorade commercials because they are tremendous athletes who dominate their sports. Ironman Chris Legh is included because triathlon is the most intense sport, and his story of how gatorade enhanced his race is inspiring.
Athletes not in Gatorade commercials include tom brady because he is a mediocre pretty boy who has only gained success because of more talented teammates in a fail-proof system run by a coach who sold his soul to the devil. Also, no NHL players will be found in Gatorade commercials because no one in the United States cares about the nhl or hockey in general, as it is the most pointless sport ever created.
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The art of mixing blue u and gatorade to create the ultimate mix of alchohol and electroytes... VERY STEALTHY (desn't the powerful smell or taste of alchohol).. originated in 2006 at LHS..
TRACK GATORADE=
1. 1/2 blue gatorade
2. 1/2 blu uv
3. 1 really long and boring track meet with no adderall to make it interesting..
4. Not being able to throw the shotput straight at the end of day... PRICELESS
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When you go to a pub or club in the mens bathroom and one of thems clogged up with a lot of urine and the colour becomes basically hot yellow aka Gatorade colour.
Did you go into the toilet and see that Gatorade Urinal ?
Yeah it was disgusting and dripping all over.