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David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.
A sexy squirt from a bottle of hand sanitizer to bring an attractive death to bacteria.
I touched a dirty park bench so I needed some germ squirts .
a not unwormlike penis infected with HIV
Watch out Geraldine, word is he's packin' a worm with the germ
When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.
noun.
The hot tub or whirlpool bath at any publicly used facility, hotel, gym, etc.
After dancing our asses off at the concert and drinking like fish for hours, we had no qualms about soaking in the germ frappe back the hotel.
a euphemism for spreading something impossible, like a really bad rumour.
from a bad house fic that had all the ducklings twitching and catching brain cancer
#1: ZOMG house totally dies in the next episode
#2: Cancer germs, d00d
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Something you should never use as a lubricant when jacking off.
Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
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