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military jargon for an intensive, top-down, inside-out group cleaning of a barracks, typically in preparation for an inspection.
*reads notice*
GI PARTY THURSDAY 1900
PVT Snuffy: Shit, there's a GI party tonight.
PV2 Soupsandwitch: Let's hide in our room and pretend we didn't see the bulletin.
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The opposite of a doll. The male doll who has testicles. Way better than a Ken doll. Sometimes you just called him Joe so his name was as sleek as Ken's name.
When I was a kid I owned Barbie and Ken dolls, but then my little brother got GI Joe dolls, so obviously Barbie had to marry one of them. When Barbie was with GIJoe the other GI Joe couldn't hurt them. When Barbie was with a Ken, Ken got killed by GI Joe and all of his guns. Eventually, the Barbies only married GI Joes and the Kens ended up in the closet.
If a girl is a Barbie because she has blonde hair, blue eyes, slender, with boobs, then a gi joe is a guy with big muscles and he probably owns a gun.
If a girl ever talks about some Joe guy it is most likely a "gi joe" to whom she is referring and not the "average joe".
A guy says " hey doll"
Girl says "nice to see you G.I. joe"
For a smoother conversation the "I" isnt pronounced, or the gi is left out. However, it is assumed that the "joe" the girl is referring to is a "GI Joe" and not a regular Joe.
A guy says "be a doll and get me a beer"
A girl says "I can't, I have to get ready for my date with Joe"
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I was all over her vagi-gi like a hobo on a ham sandwich!!!
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What you have to call Will Smith’s wife Jada to get punched in the mouth by him on national TV.
“Man, he really shouldn’t have GI Jane’d her, he better not have a glass jaw or he’s going down”
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when a very unattractive (unattractive = fucking ugly) young woman by the name of gianna uses her best moves on guys named william in an attempt to blow him
wow that ugly slut gianna just tried to gi-blow my man. that SLUT fuck
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The name "Alan" is a common name used for males, The last name "Gi" is said to be german but can also be used as an asian last name. It's most commonly pronounced "Gee" like "gee you seem sleepy"
"OMG! it's Alan GI! Lets all say hi to ALAN!
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A real american hero GI Jesus is there! GI Jesus is responsible for winning both world wars, all wars won by the United States, and for kicking the ass of all religious fanatics. He also grants salvation and immortality to anyone who believes he is their messiah. He allowed himself to be captured by the Romans, so that he could die for all the screwed up stuff we do. His spirit continues to fight today for the United States, agianst anyone who thinks they can defeat the good old USA.
- Hey Osama, GI Jesus is going to blow you straight to hell and then leave you there to burn for all eternity.
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