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glad bag

a person who is "hefty, hefty, hefty" i.e. someone who is overweight

No way dude that chick is a stalker, sent her crazy friend to get my number, and is a total glad bag

by wadasayswat November 18, 2010

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Iโ€™m glad weโ€™re friends

Not the friends zone he/she wants to be more, but doesnโ€™t want to rush anything. They want to take it slow by being friends first.

Girl: Ugh youโ€™re so cool.
Guy: Yeah but youโ€™re way cooler.
Girl: Right back at you!! Iโ€™m glad weโ€™re friends
Guy: I am too

by t_paulie_ske_iv December 5, 2020


glad to do business on you

term used by bulby from queen of the stone age. Twist on commonly used "glad to do business with you." Switching "with" to "on" implies different meaning that may be mildly amusing to teenagers.

When used in a simple transaction:

Dealer: Here is your meth.

Customer: Okay, glad to do business on you.

by zippojoker August 26, 2009

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I'm glad you feel that way

What you say when somebody openly disagrees with you or contradicts your statement, but you really could give less of a shit, and don't want to start an argument, so you dismiss their words by boldly stating your sarcastic happiness about his opinion.

Jake: You shouldn't have robbed that bank.
Me: I'm glad you feel that way

by KingOfTheFort February 24, 2021

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Glad i could do my part

I think you may have done too much.

"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."

by WeRerrr October 23, 2009

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Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."

by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013

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i'm glad rick james is dead bitch

that fucker was a severe fuckup asshole drug addict rapist motherfucker

he was also a no talent motherfucker and a one hit wonder "SUPERFREAK" which MC Hamster ripped off and coincidentally was his only hit song too.

plus i'm sick of hearing that stupid fucking line

by Dave Chapelleain't that fuckin funny bitch! August 15, 2004

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