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the special places that, when poked, make you go "heeheehee"
also the glands that make you laugh
usually located on the sides, under the arms
"aaaahhhaahahahahahaahahaha!! my fogiggly glands!!1~!"
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A gland located in the penis. Simulating this gland can cause erection as well as eruption
Peter rubbed my penile gland until I sprayed that shit all over his face
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This is a small gland about the size of a kidney bean that sits above the vulva just before the vagina. It is responsible for producing vaginal fluids so that sexual intercourse is smooth and lubricated. Older women often have a faulty bartholins gland, hence they suffer from a dry vagina. The odour of the lubricating juice from the bartholins gland is often dependent on the womans diet, but in younger women the odour could be described as slightly fishy. Red Heads bartholin gland secretions are particularly pungent and cunnilingus is a very tasty affair with Red Heads.
Sandra my girlfriend was a Red Head and her bartholin gland always produced plenty of vaginal juice for my enjoyment during cunnilingus. So pungent was her odour that I used brown bread to mop up her juices and I snacked upon her secretions with relish.
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A subterranean humanoid species living in mountainous regions. Easily identifiable by their large, glowing, pulsating gland affixed to the upper anterior crainial region. (Forehead dumbass)
Their primary method of communication is vocal harmonicazation. They are tall. Like, really tall. They will telepathically blow your fucking mind. So watch out.
Pronk: (*harmonica noises)*(translation):Me Pronk. Leader of Gland People. Me want meatloaf. mom! Meatloaf! fuck!
Galaxia: *Me Pronk's wifey.
Tupac: Girl thats a french ass name.
Biggie: I just wanted to let you know your gland is ridikolous!
Pronk: Raaaaaaa Biggie smalls no talk to Galaxia like that!
(Pronk's gland glows red and he fires mind bullets. bang, bang.
Pronk: Tupac now feast on biggie brain with pronk and wifey.
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The gland which secretes give'r juice when asked if ones rubber arm would like to be twisted.
1 - Let's go to the Seahorse!
(give'r gland pumps)
2 - Hell ya lets fucking rock.
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that fucking thing named mr. penile that lives in cocks.
Goddamn that fucking penile gland, he better start paying rent or he's out!!
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when that hanging thing in the back of your mouth is always movin...and it makes you want to gag....that's a gag gland!
"my gag gland is bugging me, i feel like I'm gonna puke"
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