Random
Source Code
Random
the growing belief that humanity is
getting dumber as time passes
p1: dude you hear about the guys who attempted to
bungie jump using hundreds of rubber bands?
p2: yeah man its just more proof of global dimming
Someone who's fucking stupid and doesnt know anything about global issues.
Iain: why's it so dark outside?
Zach: its because of global dimming you global dumbass!
A theory, that the inflammation of "greenhouse" gases will produce a "greenhouse effect" keeping the Earth's temperature up. It's a really good cause, to prevent this from happening, but most people do not know that in Washington D.C., (my teacher told us this) the people are lobbying the oil, so that we always need to use the oil because of the money involved. And that's what it's all about. Money. If it weren't for those lobbyers, (I hope I spelled that right) we could switch to something that would prevent global warming from happening. But no. It's all about money. Doesn't anyone care about what will happen if we don't prevent this global warming, also known as climate change, from happening? Some things that may happen are the following:
The depletion of the ozone layer
Glaciers will melt because of the temperature increase since the Industrial Revolution. Over the last 100 years, the temperature has increased approximately 0.6 Fahrenheit. Over the last 4 decades, the arctic ice pack has lost about 40 percent of its thickness.
Some ski resorts would have to resort to making their own snow. Ski resorts would have to have shorter seasons and in southern Ontario, the length of the ski season would be cut in half by 2080.
In the near future, the sea level would rise 55 meters.
The melting of the polar ice caps.
Many, many species in Australia's Great Barrier Reef will die out because of a few degrees of climate increase.
~Constance. February 12, 2005.
I really believe in preventing global warming. For more information, you may go to one of my websites, www.neopets.com/~tailofthelily (don't ask, I needed to create a simple webpage)
1037👍 371👎
A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.
That actor is a total Global Shlomo.
Our politicians are total global shlomo's.
27👍 5👎
Global pandemilovato (also pandemi lovato) is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the singer-song writer "Demi Lovato," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global panera bread
All bars and restaurants are closed because of this global pandemilovato
10👍 1👎
A friend group or group chat made out of ballers all over the world.
Originally founded by a group young creators from The Netherlands.
“Did you see those global ballers? damn they are cool.”