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They kill your dog while your sleeping.
"Mommy,where's Rover?"
"He got killed by the gnomes,Jimmy"
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Small bearded figures (always male)made of wood or ceramic materials, usually found in the homes and gardens of Bag Ladies, Bus Drivers, and Tooks alike. Gnomes have become iconic symbols to middle aged Women and Men as representations of phallic objects; as a result of this the term "gnoming" has been coined when referencing the desire to receive or bestow phallic penetration. Also used commonly in the past tense i.e. "gnomed"
a woman might say, "what do I have to do to get a good "gnoming?"
a man might say, "so last night, I finally
"gnomed" that girl I've been dating."
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A land dwelling creature native to Towson University. Characterized by wearing oversized sports coats, spiked hair and "bling" to compensate for his unusually disfigured penis.
The Gnome's penis typically ranges anywhere 3-5 mm (when erect) and boats a single 4 inch long pubic hair stemming directly from the tip of the penis, used to attract potential mates. Not to be confused with his alter ago
"Doc Smokey"
Beware of the Gnome's unstable demeanor that may or may not elicit the following reactions:
1. Carrying around a full bottle of liqour pretending to get drunk.
2. Vicsious ankle biting
3. Lying about hooking up with girls
4. "Creeping" out girls
5. Soliciting sex from underage boys
6. Driving his parents Honda CRX when drunk
7. Perpetual virginity
John: What do you get when you mix Sean Wolf, a Midget, and a Honda CRX?
Seth: A small statured jewish virgin with a "sweet" ride
John: Nope... you get the Gnome
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verb - the act of taking pictures of a gnome/gnomes in front of or with famous places, famous people, funny signs, etc. Gnoming is often done by people with a sense of adventure and a zeal for telling exciting stories about their favorite mystical woodland creatures.
Today Sally and I took our favorite garden gnome Baxter and went gnoming around the city.
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Refers to people who don't go out at night.
They are magical creatures that are not seen after 8pm.
Mainly applies to those in college that rather stay in than go out.
Gnome status is acquired after 2 repeated weekends of staying in without a valid excuse.
Valid excuses include dying, exam the next day, and a date( although if the dates continually interfere with going out they are no longer a valid excuse)
Friend A: You going to Pub?
Friend B: No I'm staying in
Friend A: umm dude you've stayed in the past 2 weeks and
midterms are over why aren't you going out
Friend B: I'm just not
Friend A: wow you're a total Gnome
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