Going to get the milk

What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."

Bye, I'm going to get the milk!

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Gotta go get some work done

It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.

Listen guys, I'll be back in a bit. I gotta go get some work done.

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going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

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You're Going to Get It!

When you are about to get into deep trouble, you are asking for the consequences.

"The next time someone talks back to me, you're going to get it!"

go and get fucked!

Probably the most helpful suggestion you can give to someone you don't like.

So you don't like me? Ok, well how about you go and get fucked. Oh and you know what, even if you do like me, go and get fucked!

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get go

From the start.Since the begining.

I've been Down for the West Side since the "get go"

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I went to go get a soda

Guy code to indicate that the user is going to watch porn.

Past tense: I went to go get a soda

Present tense: I'm getting a soda

Future tense: I'm going to go get a soda

Girlfriend: why haven't you answered any of my calls?
Boyfriend: oh, I went to go get a soda

Girlfriend: oh, okay

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