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Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.
"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"
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A bunch of basement dwelling geography students (mostly) who sit around coffee rooms eating crisps, drinking tea and wrongfully correcting conversational vocabulary.
Relating to a recent robbery..
“I’m sorry I think you mean burgle; don’t you realize burglarize is not real a word”
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A no voting traitor in Scotland who sings the praises of being part of Britain
That guy voted no in 2014, he's nothing but a bawbag brit gobshite that sells his own nation out.
Someone who chats shit and talks out of their arse, normally a cocky bastard who thinks he’s funny.
Friend 1: Dude, that red squirrel just talks bollocks!
Friend 2: I know, he’s such a gobshite, little fucker!
A foolish mind puppeteers and mind puppet complex who talk Inside Information in public spaces where non-Gobshites can hear, while always pleading ignorance if questioned.
Gobshites periodically eat Shit as a punishment.
Gobshite: "Blah blah blah, {Inside Information Words}, Blah blah blah"
Non-gobshite at next table: {cough}, gobshites, {cough}.
Loud-mouthed person who talks a lot, but nothing with any value - as in shite coming out of their gob
‘The big Gobshite reckons the Cloontagh men will win the Over the Bridge match the year’
Somebody who is full of shit, talks the talk but can't walk the walk.
Can also be used for someone who is just a complete asshole.
Shut up will ya Michael, ya feckin big gobshite!