Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens
Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa
Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit
Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)
Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?
Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff
A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.
Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk
To orgasm at random, or in mid-conversation
Ryan: "so how's your day?"
John: "Oh, it was okay, I got to... AHHH! I just goffed."
Refers to a grumpy old fart, particularly at a craps or other gambling table, who brings bad mojo to the table.
We gotta Goff at our 6. Let's move tables!
The sound you make when you take a dick in your throat with equal willingness and excitement
That girl really Goff'd my dick.
A person that thinks their a goth not understanding any occult knowledge, gothic cathedral architecture and gnosis i.e knowledge based cerbral thought.
Wow, she plays the part well in her Halloween costume with fashionable cynicism- oh she's a Goff! He looks nice in full satanic regalia as he hurts others for drug and insecurity fund, oh he's a Goff.