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A fish that can gorw to be 6 inches that is often put in 2 gallon bowls, where ignorant karens dont do water changes, add filters or even just give them a 10 gallon tank (which still isnt enough, but far better then a fucking bowl). These ignoranuses go on facebook, asking why their goldfish died. Goldfish are great pets that do great things. Get a goldfish.
Guy 1: Why did my goldfish die?
Guy 2: That guy is in a bowl, has no filter and, by how low the water level is, i can see you dont do water changes.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: Thats why they died. Give your goldfish a 30 gallon tanl, with an additional 20 gallons for every other goldfish, get them a nice filter, do weekly water changes, and they will be your best friend!
Guy 1: But the guy at petco said they were fine!
Guy 2: Dont listen to big box pet store employees. They dont care about the pets, they care about their money. Lets go shopping together and get you your new pet!
Guy 1: Thanks for the info, lead the way!
Someone that catfishes gold diggers pretending to be a sugar baby so they can get money.
The only reason she has so many clothes is because she’s a goldfish
Your typical consumer of social media.
The goldfish typically sits inside their fishbowl for hours looking at all the other goldfish sitting inside their fishbowls. They posting the same shit day after day until they are found floating dead on the water, which is their own salty tears
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When a man masturbates, ejaculates skyward, and then attempts to catch his own airborne gob of semen in his mouth. This act is known as goldfishing for the manner in which a goldfish patiently awaits his feeding while swimming vertically, mouth ajar. Men who goldfish tend to be unpleasant, lonely, and simple human beings.
Man 1: Look at that hipster asshole slumped over drinking alone in the corner.
Man 2: Yeah, he definitely spends hours goldfishing.
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-Goldfish
-Goldfishing
-Goldfished
To goldfish is to not know when hungry or full, just eats when food is accessible until one is sick or vomits.
Like when feeding goldfish you can kill them by over feeding since goldfish does not when when it is full.
*Example 1*
Bob:"Can she really eat all 7 burgers?"
Ken:"She's probably going to goldfish"
*Example 2*
Bob:"Stop goldfishing! That's your 7th burger!"
Jen:"But it's sooooo good!"
... 5 min later ...
Jen:"You're right, I goldfished... I feel sick..." *vomits*
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Like a catfish..... but she still expects you to pay for everything
Meant a girl on tinder but she ended up being a goldfish
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refers to instantly forgetting something regardless of importance.
compares to how a goldfish changes direction in water suddenly for no apparent reason.
Blondes are the most susceptible to this.
1.) getting into your car and leaving a coffee and briefcase on the roof and driving away.
2.) leaving the bathroom after a shower in the morning and pouring a bowl of cereal naked.
someone sitting at the breakfast nook: "Why are you eating cereal naked?"
moving the bowl of cereal below waist and shrugging shoulders: "I must of goldfished."
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