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To leave or escape a situation unexpectedly, like Zayn Malik left One Direction.
If Brad doesn't get here by 11, I swear I'm gonna zayn.
When you wake up from a nap, you're still kinda tired... Your pals have warned you that this isn't a good idea. Your GF/BF is crying saying 'Baby please don't do this!!'. Your mum is on the phone screaming 'We love you! You don't need to prove yourself!'.
All you have to gain are significant 'LAD' points. You have your family home, entire bank balance and your dignity on the line.
You know it's stupid, it doesn't even make sense. But... are you fucking silly bro?
I'M STILL GONNA SEND ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
'are you silly bro? I'm still gonna send it'
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A decisive expression to indicate the last chance to save other lives when you are the responsible for them.
Capt. Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger made a final radio call to the air-traffic control tower from his crippled jet: "We're gonna be in the Hudson" before he glided the plane into the river rather than risking a catastrophic crash in a densely populated area, saving the lives of all 155 on board.
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A colloquial saying. It means that people who don't like you will always find a reason to dislike you, no matter how stupid that reason may be.
"Dad, Jane says she doesn't like me because I write my math problems in pen!"
"Don't let it get you down son. Haters gonna hate."
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"whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.
Person 1: Someone robbed a helpless elderly man.
Person 2: Alright, whose ass is it gonna be?
or it can be used jokingly
Person 1: Someone leaked a major spoiler for a highly anticipated movie.
Person2: Whose ass is it gonna be?
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A derogatory phrase used to explain the inevitable, violent, often explosive behavior encountered any time large groups of Islamic individuals gather.
Derived by substituting the word "Dirka" in place of "Hater", in the popular phrase "Hater's gonna hate."
"Dirka" being satirical, stereotypical gibberish spoken by Jihadists in the film "Team America: World Police."
The phrase is a modern day, shortened adaptation of the ancient parable "The Scorpion and the Frog" - a fable used to illustrate the view that the behavior of some creatures, or of some people, is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences.
Civilized Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about that suicide bombing that killed all those women and children in Pakistan? Why would anybody strap a bomb to themselves and walk into a crowd of innocent people buying groceries?"
Civilized Person 2: "Dirka's gonna dirk."
Civilized Person 1: "Oh yeah, I forgot."
Created by Jack on First Dates:
A variant of “boys will be boys”
Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy
A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.
‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’
Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in
Him - Boys will be boys