a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.
dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?
timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did
dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
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The combined area of the gooch and testicles commonly used when describing the pain from a big wet shit.
Brett Hart "dude ooooooooooh my god, I just took the biggest shit and my goochi balls are on fire."
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The residue found on a sweaty or otherwise sticky taint
Rudy's been running all day, I bet he's got some goochy goo down under.
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When you and your partner have sex on the beach and the cum/sand mixture gets all over your gooch.
Guy 1: I was having sex on the beach and it was great until she gave me goochie-goo.
Guy 2: Oh gross!
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A tasty treat, fit for kings!!
mmmmmmmmm, goochy pubis man!! loves to dance!!
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Quandarious Goochie Fuzzberry Madham the 4th has a big cock
Meowsta goochie hiesta is a common slang used by Frankie grande as he dances in a bikini on a winter day
βHey did you hear Frankie run around in the snow the other day?β
βOmg yes! He would not stop saying meowsta goochie hiesta!β