gooned

to be run over by a car

Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned

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Goons

Members of Something Awful, unfunny.

Goons love to make fun of suffering, as long as it's not their own. When it is, they expect "goondolences". Pathetic.

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goon

a person who is always ready to fight and isn't afraid of anyone a "goon" may possibly be in a gang; Fearless

-Do you want to make peace with those girls Chloe'?
-No I don't care if we fight because i'm a goon.

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goon

cheep wine or 'bubbly goon' means cheep champagne. 'goon bag' is a cask wine. The colour (white/red) is irelevant, but must be cheep.

I got pissed on goon last night.

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goon

a clumsy oaf

kimball is such a goon

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goon

The toughest,notorius,an­­­­­d most ruthless niggaz on the block.

wats good nigga me an my goons kickin it later wat up wit u tho

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Goons

Boobs, tits, fun bags, titties

Girl show me them Goons!

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