The Goonies are a group of hardcore badasses living in Alaska. Founders of the AUFL that were given their nickname by the leader of the Thundercunts, Mullet-o, sworn enemy of all that is manly and awesome in the world.
"Hey, I heard the Goonies started and underground football league in town, how badass is that?"
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one of the worst, most annoying movies that for some reason everyone loves. i simply dont undesrtand it
laura: like OMG im so watching the goonies tonite, best movie ever
me: u need to find out what actually qualifies a good movie.
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people that drink goon, a cheap often fruity/sweet wine drank from silver goon sacks =
girl: "im sooo bored i wanna get drunk but im almost broke!"
boy: "go buy some goon"
girl: "ill jst go scab of those other goonies"
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n, The plastic bag that contains the dirt cheap wine within the box wine. Usually comes in 3 to 5 liter pouches.
"I got so shitty last night from that goony bag."
"Slap that goony bag."
"Dude, pass the gooney bag! It was only $8."
"The goony bag is atleast top 5 engineering feats of our time."
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gΓΊ-see gΓΊ-nee: The act of squeezing a woman in between her legs at the labia, from either the front or from behind. Derives from the word "goosing", to describe pinching a someone's behind, combined with "goony", to denote the specific location as being the "goona" or vagina.
The phrase is said while squeezing the area, as an exclamation, e.g., "Goosy goony! Goosy goony!"
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A goonie boon is a nut house where crazy people live, also known as an insane asylum.
While at work dealing with customers who drive us nuts, Anthony and I feel like we are going to wind up in the goonie boon.
A family organization/movement to intimidate opponents with their sly skills as they gradually take over the world, threatens to barricade the throat of your avidity, a group that associates the disturbed and the physically pleasing, to make others have the need to relinquish with the Goonies flow of eloquence and ruthless personalities. Also, Feel intense or passionate dislike for basics, ratchets and those who are thirsty. Yet, they low-key tend to love and care for those who are worth it and are about the fam/organization. In order to be apart of the Goonie Movement, you MUST go through initiation and/or be a ride or die.
See the following words if confused: ruthless, trust, family, fresh, delinquents, commitment, non-basic, thugs, classy, trill, illest, ill, real as fuck
Girl: Can I be a Goonie or apart of the Goonie Movement?
Goonie Member: No. The thirst is real.
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