goon

cheap ass muthafuckin wine

has a reputation for getting you pissed quickly, and the comfy silver bag doubles as a pillow ;)

"Hey Clifton, lets buy some goon from our centrelink payment and get FUCKED up"

"Clancy im tired let me sleep on your bag of goon!"

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goon

the greatest drink ever
mainly drank by unemployed teenagers

4 litres of goon for $10

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goon

Australian slang: cheap wine, port, sherry or other fortified wine products. really, really cheap, and usually rough :)

the word is a corruption of the 'flagon' (very large glass bottle) such products were/are sold in. although you'd usually buy it in casks these days, flagons still exist especially for port and sherry.

arrrgh, mate, that goon we got our hands on last night really did some damage...

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gooned

to be run over by a car

Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned

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Goons

Members of Something Awful, unfunny.

Goons love to make fun of suffering, as long as it's not their own. When it is, they expect "goondolences". Pathetic.

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goon

a person who is always ready to fight and isn't afraid of anyone a "goon" may possibly be in a gang; Fearless

-Do you want to make peace with those girls Chloe'?
-No I don't care if we fight because i'm a goon.

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goon

cheep wine or 'bubbly goon' means cheep champagne. 'goon bag' is a cask wine. The colour (white/red) is irelevant, but must be cheep.

I got pissed on goon last night.

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