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A mean and abusive asshole who takes every opportunity to belittle you.
You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?
Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.
someone who will do anything for you. Someone who will put you first, and make you laugh.
my grandad is funny
A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...
Well, who knows.
These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?
Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.
Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face
I gave him the sweaty grandad.
This was a the definition of abuser. This person is extremely annoying and cannot seem to just leave Falon, Summer and Bailey alone. Send this person to prison urgently.
“Grandad Phil the girl is a disgusting rat”
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The Breast pocket on formal Shirts, Traditionally worn by Men of the 'Older Generation'
Mate why have you bought that Shirt, know it has a grandad pocket right?
Shit i need to return this!
A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick
Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man