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1 Grandpa, poppy 2 friend. play mate. like Santa
( Without the beard
) 3. tickle monster, king of cuddles, story teller , treat provide ,
good at keeping secrets
4 The Best grandad a kid could could ask
The man that Solves all of our problems Are called Grandad
A mean and abusive asshole who takes every opportunity to belittle you.
You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?
Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.
someone who will do anything for you. Someone who will put you first, and make you laugh.
my grandad is funny
A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...
Well, who knows.
These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?
Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.
Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
When a male puts you on his knee and holds your cock while rocking you with his knee
I was out my friends house when he asked me if I would like him to do the grandad.
A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.
My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.
when you go to the store and when you're paying the cashier says "How's your day,"and you say that you've had a bad day and you explain the whole story.
Today my grandad pulled A Grandad .