Buffalo Grappling Hook

When you cum on your hand and yougrab someone by the throat violently or push your hand onto another's face

when a bitch is disrespectful give her the ol' buffalo grappling hook to show that hoe some respect!

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Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.

Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!

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Grapple with the Purple Headed Warrior

Masturbating - Commonly known as 'Wanking'
Not so commonly Known as 'Choking the Bald Guy til he's Sick'

'Yo Bitch, wanna Grapple with the purple headed warrior?'

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grapple cat

Grapple cat is when a cat decides to grab your hand and/or any other thing and attacks whilst still holding on to you/the thing for dear life

1: warning, lily likes to go grapple cat on your hand
2: what is that?
1: she will claw the shit out if your hand while biting it and refusing to let go.

Grapple rope

When your about to be all tied up and giving up on love.

Man I’m about to grapple rope and shoot my shot. Not really but that’s jus how I feel rn seriously.. 2: that’s fucked up homie you been doing good for 11 months. 1: ya but I’m giving up I hate reality. Nothing’s getting better, independent or not I’m always alone. 2: fuck doe that’s real.

Grapple apple

Will you pick up two mini carrots, and die.

Hey John can I have CARROTS?
Yeah sure
**EATS CARROTS**
Yum, wait grrrrrrr ahhhhh
What Jim?
My stomach hurts John
You might have a GRAPPLE APPLE

grapple-sack

A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.

Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.