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The Greed Breed

A.k.a. "closet coveters" --- i.e., people with a stronger-than-normal tendency towards grabbiness, but who usually do not openly admit it.

I hitch-hiked downtown to scavenge the waste-paper bins at the post office, looking to see if anyone had discarded any Nielsen TV Ratings Survey envelopes with two $1 bills hidden inside... yep, got to admit it --- guess I've finally joined "The Greed Breed", LOL!! Well, maybe I'm not really being greedy per se --- I mean, I just would hate to see perfectly good cash get discarded, merely because many of the junk-mail envelopes' other recipients didn't even know dat da cash was in there. Who WOULDN'T wanna pick up an easy two bucks just like that???

by QuacksO August 30, 2018


Greed Truck

An excessively large, loud, lifted, or otherwise unnecessarily obnoxious truck, usually found in the southeastern United States and predominantly owned by white men with small penises.

Guy1: Geez what a greed truck..
Guy2: Yeah I know, annoying as shit.
Guy3: Our neighborhoods full of them.
Guy3: Soo greedy..

by SHAD0WZOMBIE July 1, 2020


uber-greed

The desire of a person to amass great wealth or the goal of a corporation to maximize huge profits without providing any useful service or producing a beneficial product.

Speculative investing in the stock market or in real estate are two prime examples of uber-greed.

by lifeonearth May 12, 2012


cooter greed

The want of cooter, to be horny (Pronounced koo-duh-greed)
Popularized by the great song, cooter digga

1. Mannnnnnnn lets go clubbin i got some cooter greed

2. (sung to gold digga)
She gimme coota
When i'm in neeed
she gimme coota
When i got cooter greeed

by Turd Snatcher July 15, 2006


greed monster

To be greedy; extremely greedy

"She's a greed monster! She took all my food"

by Clemison September 28, 2017


Greed Day

The day when Green Day released their new shitty album "American Idiot".

There's not ONE fuckin good song on it!

What the fuck are they fucking doing?

I can't believe they released such a sucky album.

by totally bummed September 28, 2004

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Corporate Greed

The belief that hard work, personal risks, innovation and investments should be rewarded in a capitalist economy. One of the many imaginary things hippies and black people blame their problems on.

Dirty Hippie: "bill gates is an asshole cause he's rich. Corporate greed is whats wrong with America. Vote Obama."

by Bush Cheney '12 October 10, 2011

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