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toasty gristle

When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.

I was feeling frisky while cooking with bae so we performed the toasty gristle.

by Lil Peabody January 27, 2015


gristle stick

Underweight workoutaholics, female.

The gym was filled with gristle sticks today.

by Little boo April 10, 2010


gristle chewer

lesbian

that girl is a gristle chewer

by Garry1971 March 5, 2021


Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 9, 2014


Gristle

1. Weird chunky little shits that always hide in any form of meat which some people that have gotten it have gone vegetarian.

2. Another word for penis.

1. Mmm… this steak. *Throws up* EEEW, Gristle!? That’s disgusting!
2. My gristle fells like I have to pee!

by Numpty911 March 10, 2022


Toe Gristling

Toe gristling", Or One getting his "toe gristled" are one in the same. It simply means you are getting your fuck on, or getting your dick sucked. Think of your dick as your toe. Hence the term "getting my toe gristled

Damn yo, im tryin to get my toe gristled by that one banger tonight

Shes probably a great at toe gristling, huh?

by toenailthekid November 7, 2010


Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 6, 2022