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The Gristle Jardo is what one would refer to as a f*ckboy or "f*ckboi" well known for always carrying a "beverage" in hand while maintaining a low tolerance for consumption. This is often apparent by the loose phrase's such as "hey shawwwty, lemme hollla" as the night progresses. The Gristle Jardo has a wierd obssession with co-workers cold feet. It is advisable to avoid The Gristle Jardo if an escape route Exists. While little is known about the Gristle Jardo, it is believed that they originated in the slums of West Michigan, but claim territory to Kenya as well.
You could hear the Gristle Jardo coming from the echos of "Shawwwty" bouncing from the steel and brick of the downtown buildings.
meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
When gristle is applied to the genital area
Yo she put gristle on my dick
Toe gristling", Or One getting his "toe gristled" are one in the same. It simply means you are getting your fuck on, or getting your dick sucked. Think of your dick as your toe. Hence the term "getting my toe gristled
Damn yo, im tryin to get my toe gristled by that one banger tonight
Shes probably a great at toe gristling, huh?
1. Weird chunky little shits that always hide in any form of meat which some people that have gotten it have gone vegetarian.
2. Another word for penis.
1. Mmm… this steak. *Throws up* EEEW, Gristle!? That’s disgusting!
2. My gristle fells like I have to pee!
Underweight workoutaholics, female.
The gym was filled with gristle sticks today.
When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.
I was feeling frisky while cooking with bae so we performed the toasty gristle.