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Ffion❤️Gruff

Ffion a skinny gremlin looking child has fallen in love a small brown boy with an ego and a uni brow. Best love story since 50 shades of grey.

Ffion: Gruff my one true love, will you marry me?
Gruff: *in a terrible Liverpool accent* ye, sure
Sara: wow ffion❤️Gruff

by Weed dealer 420 69 November 5, 2018

2👍 1👎


billy goats gruff

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.

"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth December 16, 2007

7👍 8👎


Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers August 4, 2005

21👍 6👎


Gruff

Anything that grown ups do that is considered upper-age activity.

My mom and dad are always doing gruff things.

by UrbanDicksinaryVIP March 31, 2022


Gruff

He is the one and only BIG SMOKE no one can compare to him.

Doing something cool = Gruff

by Big smoke 💨 November 23, 2021


Gruff

Aka big smoke 💨. No one can compare to him 👑

He is the king. He is gruff aka big 💨

by Big smoke 💨 November 23, 2021


gruff

1) A crusty exterior of an object

2) Random blabbering while laughing

1) Ugh, dude, my finger is gruff

2) She kept trying to tell me what happened at the football yesterday, but she was talkin' gruff.

by Khorn October 6, 2006