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peralta guarantee

A gaurantee by Jake Peralta that something will definitely happen.

Your last peralta guarantee was that you could dunk a basketball. - Santiago

by Karolthe27th February 15, 2024


Not guaranteed

Will never happen

Hotel early check in is not guaranteed.

by OfficeMS August 6, 2024


Guarantee

The only GUARANTEE of wealth is rich parents or rich friends. See how that's just a word trick you're trying to pull? It's no different tha. The retard's 'He thinks but he doesn't KNOW' joke. It actually reminds me of a guy who does what you do! A huslte culture motivational speaker? You know what he said? He's said "What I tell my kids is this: Make friends with the richest kids in school and the dean." Why do you think that is? Because the dean is the arbiter of what constitutes "hard work" And the rich kids always have positions waiting for them working for their parents.

Hym "And what happens if I reject the Big 5 personality model as a valid metric? This is kind of a refutation of that anyway. 'I have studies to back up what I'm saying' but so do the transgenders. I mean you've proven yourself to play things fast and loose with your interpretation of things and you show no signs of being of the temperamental persuasion you claim to be. And it's sounds like what you were saying earlier is that conscientiousness only predicts sucess in entrepreneurial enterprises. What makes an actor more likely to be success? Comedian? And I don't think it's that the fundamental Feminine ethos doesn't scale. I think it's that the likelihood that your kids are as competent as YOU is so impossibility low that if everyone was on equal footing they would be looking down on them. You know how Capitalism works and shield your children from it. And then you maintain the Capitalism to insulate them from failure to guarantee an outcome they wouldn't have been able to gain without you. Why? Because the Capitalism excludes people in a broad arbitrary way because promotion is ALWAYS mediated by the successful."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023


pretty much guaranteed

Not at all guaranteed.

Josh is pretty much guaranteed to meet a girl at the bar tonight.

by mattstud777 July 8, 2021


The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.

The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.

by Coop Dupe September 8, 2023