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when gummy bears are soaked in vodka until they expand and soak up all the vodka so if you eat enough of them you can get a little tipsy.
last night i ate 3 bags of vodka gummy bears and passed out!
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A sexual position where the woman is suspended in mid air with rope and the man is laying underneath. The hanging girl is then wound up, and then released so she is spinning while being fucked.
(Girl Speaking first) Mike from Massachusets, you are so fine, I want you to white gummy bear me.... Whats that?... explain... okay and can we do some regular and vaginal?... wtf?
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Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear yes. Yeah, I'm a Gummy Bear yeah. Oh, I'm a Yummy, tummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear. Oh Yeah! (๏ฟฃ^๏ฟฃ)ใ
"look for the gummy bear album, available on November 13th"
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The worst possible food to bring to a party. I you are going to a party where you absolutely hate the host/hostess, bring a large bowl of these tasty treats for the guests to share! I believe Walmart carries them in bulk. It will instantly be a hit and before you know it, the whole bowl will be devoured if you have friends like I do.
Twenty five minutes later, all hell will break lose. If the house that the party has a ratio of one bathroom per person at the party, you'll be fine. If it doesn't, I'm sorry. Anyone who has a digestive system and consumed more than ten of these little devils, will have explosive diarrhea for approximately the next twelve hours. I'm not exactly sure why these aren't illegal in the US yet but they aren't. You'll start sweating and the urge to splurge will overwhelm you. If you make it to the bathroom in time, you'll be there for a while so if you can speak, call a family member/freind to cancel your school/job for the next day because there is recovery time needed.
How'd the party go?
Jack pulled the sugarless gummy bear one again..ughhh..
Is everyone still there?
Yea
A unique song that's loved by many children around the world but HATED by adults around the world too! It was released in stores on November 13th, 2007 and is considered to be the most legendary album to be ever made. It is also part of our many childhoods.
The Gummy Bear Song Lyrics:
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear! I'm a jelly bear. Cuz I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' moovin' jammin' singin' gummy bear! Oh yeah!
The white gummy bear is a drink invented in 2007 by Monkey, a bartender at the world famous Swiss Pub. A very popular drink especially among people who are high.
Looking for a cure for your munchies and dry mouth? Two White Gummy bears please.
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1) 'An act easily preformed on a sleeping grandmother. While the old bag is in a pharmacutical haze, with her teeth in the glass. Straddle her wrinkled mug, and ram your naughty boy down her thread. Blowing your jack down her withered esopogus. If she wakes up tell her she for got her pill and you were helping her.'
2) Alternate Variation: "As she is waking up turn around, stretch your ass cheeks apart and start screaming at her, like a wild talking asshole."
Source: O&A Show
"I'm going to the senior citizens home and going to give someone a gummy bear."
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