crotch gusset

a part on dance pants,at the crotch area.quite fasionable.also quite fun to show off.good pick up line.

wanna see my crotch gusset?*spreads legs*

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Gusset greasing

the act of friglicking a honeypot to the point of rapturous orgasm wherupon she squirts come into your mouth and leaving her slippier than a buttered up Charles Bronson

Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight

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Gusset Stain

The secreted white goo left on a woman's underwear upon evaporation of her puss-juice. Normally of a mega stinky nature, it ripens over time like a fine wine.

"Hey Pete, did you see that gusset stain on my old ladies bloomers?"
"I sure did Clemence, an man was it stinky"
"Woo-hooey, hyuck hyuck hyuck"

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Gusset Cement

What spunk turns into when in dries in an unfortunate place.

You're out and about, the totty is first-class but you don't think you're going to pull so you whack out a quick one in the bogs. Later you *do* pull, but when she pulls your pants down she finds that your dick is welded to your gusset...thanks to "Gusset Cement".

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gusset monkey

male that resides in the crotch of a sweaty skanky ho, usually chav

OMG chris is a right gusset monkey

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as dry as a nun's gusset

Phrase to express one's extreme thirst, especially on entering the local tavern or other drinking establishment.

Quick, get me a drink, I'm as dry as a nun's gusset.

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Flip my gusset

when "oh my god" just isn't enough!

What do you mean you didn't bring any cake!? Flip my gusset!

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