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Hairy Bank

Old school term for vagina.Before waxing became popular.Could be used for the one night'er.

Went to the hairy bank last night.Made the deposit,finished with my withdrawal,then I lost interest.

by McFred January 26, 2011

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Hairy Mole

(see Swift) a hairy mole is an overly large mole with an addition of hair on it's surface.

Whats that on your face SWIFT is that a hairy mole? it looks like it has a mind of it's own

by acheeseface January 7, 2009


Hairy Shit

A nasty dump with numerous strands of Shit that look like brown hair.

Eddie had the Taco feast last night & today He destroyed the toilet with a Hairy Shit!

by FilmoFreddy January 23, 2019


Hairy Jimmy

When you shave your privates and have sex immediately after without cleaning up so pubes stay inside her.

Well I just shaved you ready for a hairy Jimmy.

by Jasonknowsbitches August 21, 2016


hairy wilson

The view a woman has of a man eating her out. This phrase references the "Home Improvement" character, Wilson Wilson, who is only seen with his eyes peeking over the top of a fence (the "fence" in this case is the pubic hair).

Girl 1: Yeah, Craig went down on me last night...we're talking total hairy wilson here.
Girl 2: Nice!

by Cred Thompson July 11, 2008


Hairy Casper

(noun) The mischievous sexual act of a male ejaculating on to a woman's face while it is covered with her own hair, thus creating the image of a hairy ghost. A move best utilized when the woman does not want or expect it.

My boyfriend just gave me a hairy casper...thats the fifth time I'll have to shower today.

My boyfriend thought the salon gave me a cheap dye job so he gave me a hairy casper.

I ran out of hair gel, so i got my boyfriend to give me a hairy casper.

She escaped from my alligator fuckhouse, so i had to punish her with the hairy casper.

My girl tried to scream, but since i had just given her the hairy casper, all i heard were the bubbles.

by bswizzle September 8, 2008


Hairy Palms

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.

If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.

by urbandictionary.com@mcrae.ca December 3, 2006

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