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an act performed during a sexual intercourse, when a female partner takes the scrotum into the mouth and her distended cheeks resemble hamster?s stuffed cheekpouches
When she grabbed my dick and started licking my nut sack, I had no doubt she was going for the hamster and my balls will soon end up on her tonsils.
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(verb): To walk on a health club's treadmill for a prolonged period in an attempt at losing weight. Less commonly it can refer to running on the treadmill or using an elliptical trainer. In most instances, a treadmill workout qualifies as hamstering if done at such a leisurely pace that one is unlikely to lose much weight or derive significant cardiovascular benefits.
Now that summer's approaching, your typical cardio bunny will hamster away in the gym, in the hope that she'll look good at the beach.
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Short for Bellinghamster, a nickname for a resident of Bellingham, Washington.
Those crowds of people in the mall aren't 'Hamsters. They're Canadians come down here to shop.
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European hamsters, Syrian hahamsters and Chinese dwarf hamsters are rodents related to mice and rats
I got my Syrian hamster a nice big bin cage today. I almost got a crappy tiny plastic one the size of your Dick.
Oh that's nice. Wait wut?
A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you sleep.
Hey hamster what is your life purpose? To make a whole loop around my running wheel
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Person 1: Bruh did you see that drift on turn 3?
Person 2: bruh that was so damn hamster
Fat chipmunk that likes running in circles and eating rabbit food
Hey, Ming Li is eating our hamster!!!