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A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.
Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.
Stuffed cabbages. Cabbage rolls filled with ground pork, rice and spices.
Grandma is cooking up a big old pot of hunky hand grenades.
The act of catching a fart in your hand, then throwing it in some ones face. Usually followed by a look of disgust by the one who was hit.
Pat just hit me in the face with a polish hand grenade and now i a going to throw up.
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First you pour diet coke in a girls vagina. Then you grab a handful of mentos and fist fuck her for a count of three. Do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. Five is right out. Then get the hell out of the way.
"The other day I was fisting my girl and she said 'hey, let's try something kinky' so I gave her the Holy Hand Grenade. I was cleaning diet coke off of my walls for three days.
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When you fire a load into your hand, then overhand-throw it at someone.
Dude, Matt hit Tracey with a Trailerpark Hand Grenade...
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(n.) The outcome of a male ejaculating into a rubber, and after doing so, chucking it at the face of an unliked person.
Note: Could be given to one who dresses up as an actor from the hit show Grey's Anatomy, specifically the Korean Nurse & likes Patric. P.S. Thao is uglier than Sandra Oh >=
I totally gave Thao a Vietnamese Hand Grenade.
Kevin Tran likes to recieve Vietnamese Hand Grenades.
Theresa Hang enjoys an occasional Vietnamese Hand Grenade, especially those given by Andrew Bui.
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Don't masturbate or have sex for a week. Then fuck a girl with a condom. When you cum, pull off the condom while retaining the cum. Tie up the end then raise the cum-filled-condom up in the air and chuck it at the girl's face like a water balloon. Try to break her nose.
That bitch sucks in bed so I did a Vietnam Hand Grenade on her face. She is in the hospital today with a broken nose.
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