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Used to describe the erection of a penis. Often acompanies "as hell". In most cases, describes the after-effect of a sexy woman or something nice.
Cot damn that Vida Guerra Poster be gettin me hard as FUCK!
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U got that Purple Haze yet?
Hell yea nigga it got me hard.
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An erect penis
Tied naked to the bed, the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on the captive, Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his gargantuan hard-on.
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Extremely Good, really nice, expensive
That new David Banner CD is hard!
That new Escalade is so hard!
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A vague and unknown body region that can be held by another person.
Yohannes: Can we hold hards now?
Ish: Sure, but you gotta help me find mine.
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What someone may be named if they have an erect donger.
''Look at him, he's gone hard!''
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(alternate spelling of hardon)
1. An erection
2. A problem
Although definition 1 is far more common, 2 is occasionally used. It is used with "for", as in "Having a hard-on for..." It implies an unhealthy fixation, and it is pejorative, in that (obviously) it implies a homoerotic obsession.
Ever since I got Jim fired, he's had a real hard-on for me.
Stop picking on him! Why do you have such a hard-on for him anyway, dude?
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Nice, usually in reference to material possessions.
"Thats a hard polo, where did you get it?"
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