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To do a "Tom Hardy" is to have enough confidence in your own ability as a human and the sheer arrogance to refute the need of any form of social media/app to attract a member of the opposite sex.
"So are you on tinder/twitter?"
I hate to do a "Tom Hardy" but I don't need that to get a shag.
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This guy rules, you people never made it with the damn WWE have you!
Jeff Hardy is down with me!
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1. A brand of clothing worn solely by douche bags.
2. A determining factor that tells an individual which club to stay in and which to leave.
3. A clothing line that says: "Sparkly tigers, and multiple colors are not gay!" and "These jeans with this heart on them are not queer!"
4. A way to tell other men to punch you In the face, kick you in the crotch, and leave you on the side of the road to die.
5. A means of repelling women.
6. Rage inducing symbols and designs, meant to inspire people to become serial killers.
7. Clothing that must have the name displayed on them so that you know the person wearing them is looking for gay sex.
8. A way for all douche bags all over the world to say "I'm an individual."
Jennifer: "How good is this club?"
Jessica: "there are tons of guys in there wearing Ed hardy."
Jennifer: "that’s it were leaving, I'm never going to come here again."
Roger: "Hey baby, check out my cool Ed hardy shirt!"
Jane: "DIE!" (proceeds to kick him in the nuts until every bone in her foot shatters.)
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A British actor who is also the leader of the Church of the Palm, known as the king of palms his followers are considered the "Sexually Frustrated Palm Cult", Established in 2011.
Q: Who is Tom Hardy?
A:Tom Hardy is the king of palms.
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Jeff Hardy... The hottest, Sexiest, Craziest, badassed, mother fucker ever. You people that think he is Shit need to fucking get a fucking life! you fuckers sux.. Man you all nedd to Just FUCKING DIE... and you too matt! But anyways. I love you so ficking much Jeff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Man Beth is the luckiest chick ever.....
WWE... Is notten with out you
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The ugliest clothing line, EVER. It's an overly expensive brand that features stupid logos like skulls, snakes, and hearts (fucking gothic). I don't give a fuck how expensive the clothes are - you look like a douchebag.
GothicBoy - Hey, where did you get your hoody? Hot Topic?
Wannabe - No! It's Ed Hardy. I got it online for $175! That's not including 1 day shipping!
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Being lazy and not wanting to walk up some stairs, specifically taking a lift instead of taking the steps up less than 3 flights of stairs.
I can't be bothered walking up the stairs, I'm going to do a Paul Hardy