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The distance the air goes when a bunny rabbit exhales.
While climbing an unfinished sky scraper in Russia, I was a hare's breath away from reaching the last poll before I plunged 1488 feet to my untimely demise.
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Teonie Hares-Balek is a word that is used to describe a person who eats yogurt in school. It can also mean someone who does karate when seeing a harmless bee.
Oh! Look, it's a Teonie Hares-Balek!
*person eating yogurt*
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When an incredible turn of events unfolds, letting the author of a comment become the ultimate villain in a world that is unbeknownst to him prior
And just like that Barron..... the rabbit has become the hare
Oh GREAT SCOTT! The rabbit has become the hare!!!
This is when two guys fuck 1 bitch at the same time , 1 in the ass and the guy gets a blowjob. Then they high-Five each other!
Me and john gave sperm belly shelly a hare-wood high-five last nite.
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( погонища за двумя зайцеми не одного не роймаешь, in Russian) : don't do two things at once
If you want to do two jobs, and both of them well, don't chase two hares at once.
Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).
I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.
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May stem from the relationship between the March hare and the Mad hatter in Lewis Carols - Alice in Wonderland during the tea party.
See also: Mad As a Hatter
1) Jimbo took three E's a tab of acid a hefty snort of coke, a massive toke on the bong and for the rest of the evening was seen to be acting as mad as a March hare.
2) My grandadsd is 99 and sometimes acts as mad as a March hare.
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