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Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2020


addison harkness

addison harkness is a player who doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he is also secretly gay.

hey my names addison harkness and i will break your heart.

by you mad for what February 23, 2020


Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 6, 2010


Hark Back

To make a rude noise at something you don't like or agree with

I know you don't agree, but you don't have to hark back like that

by Bush123 November 27, 2017


Hark Eek Low

The motto of all AP European History classes across the United States. Used to find fellow Euro scholars in large crowded areas. The phrase has its origins in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but anyone reading this definition should probably know that.

"How many poor souls in this school take AP Euro?"
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."

by UlrichZwingli October 13, 2011


dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.

That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018


Dark Hark

Dark Hark- absence of truth in a place to listen

Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen

The dark hark causes me great sadness on this faithful day.

Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.

by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022