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New Hartford, CT is a wee settlement that is somewhere in the northwest corner of Connecticut between the towns of Winsted and Torrington. The downtown area consists of three of four dilapidated buildings/adobes, a Dunkin Doughnuts and a fake Italian pizza restaurant. It is nestled alongside of the Farmington River and is projected to collapse into the river - thus falling off the face of the earth.
New Hartfordians generally consists of rebel raggies/raggy that have tried to escape Torrington and Winsted in search of improved lives - but strangely spend the rest of their lives trying to find there way back into these communities through the pursuit, and abuse, of drugs.
New Hartford’s main imports are crystal meth, heroin, crack/cocaine and pot. Its main exports consist of lost teenagers who are struggling with their identity and cannot figure out weather they are black or white, tricks or hoes, junkies or flunkies. New Hartford youth directly contribute to the poverty rate and the increasing incarceration population of America. Thankfully their educational system practices genocide - I mean should.
Nightlife consists of ONE bar and it is GAY. It serves as a herding enclave for the scum of America and ugly chicks.
a) yo, lets get wet at chatterlys tonight in new hartford, ct? everyone is home for the holidays...
b) lets burn down chatterly's tonight?
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A band that exemplifies pure connection amongst its members. This band holds so many pep talks that it's almost impossible to NOT be motivated to win.
The New Hartford Marching Band was calm and collected even when they were beaten by another band at dome because they knew that they had worked their hardest.
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This school is probably one of the worst schools to go to.
Dude 1: Omg Hartford Union High School Sucks.
Dude 2: Yeah I know and all the girls there are complete sluts
Dude 1: Yeah you are right. this one girl started dating me and i called her a slut because I found out she was dating another guy
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The best marching band in the world!!!! Got firts place a few times at dome. :-)
Wow, I wish I was in the new Hartford marching band spartans, not the medina mustangs!!!!
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It's a school located in Connecticut where all these fuckers are actually pretty decent and productive people. Except for my exes. Not y'all.
"ey nig u goin to school"
"nah homie east hartford high school"
"aight dawg-- wait tf u say"
"east hartford high school"
"aint that shit 8 billion inches"
" ye lmao haha funny vine moments 3014"
A large town of hicks which grew up back in the woods that chew Tabacco, go mudding and wreck they're golf carts while wasted into full trash cans and send it through a large puddle. also the teenagers there get plowed by thier cousins and wind up having babies at an early age and most of them went to EAWR high school
Hartford il is a town which you pretty much can do whatever you want because nobody really cares what you do.
A man that dates a lesbian, but will deny it to anyone who asks. They do this to pretend that they're popular and liked.
May also be the lesbians beard
That guys such a Hartford, he totally knows she's gay