Nickelback headache

A type of excruciating pain affecting the entire head for several hours after listening to a selection of tracks from the derivative Canadian schlock-rock band, Nickelback.

Note: The headache can develop into a full bodyache if the person continues to subject himself to aural torture.

Possible side effects include: shopping at Wal-Mart, driving a Hummer or pickup track, loss of vision, loss of sex drive, alcoholism, and a possible desire to listen to the same song over and over and over again.

"I was driving, on my way to work, but I had to pull over and call in sick...another damn Nickelback headache..."

"At first, I thought that Staind was playing, but by the time I realized my error, it was too late, the intense throbbing and anal leakage had already begun"

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axe headache

The headache that occurs when a large amount of axe deoderant is sprayed in the vicinity of other people.

Matt: Dude I hate changing for gym. That fat smelly kid always sprays himself with a whole bottle of axe. My head always starts to pound.
Dave: Man you got that axe headache bro.

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cold headache

Also known as a brain freeze. When your head becomes cold from eating cold foods or drinks.

Rylan: I have a cold headache!
Sam: Me too!

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school headache

A feeling that a child may get in school in which they feel bored in the classroom, therefore getting a headache.

I think I just got a school headache from reading this complex textbook!

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sausage headache

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.

I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.

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Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.

"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."

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Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.

I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?

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