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corallary: peripheral vision
Peripheral hearing is hearing auditory information on a subconcious level but not quite fully processing what is heard.
It took three erasers to the back of the head for the teacher's question about justice versus courage in plato's the republic to filter through my peripheral hearing. I was busy watching leprachaun acrobatics on the chalkboard.
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What happens when you get fucked in the ear.
George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie
Mayo: No, what happened
George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head
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The act of having a converstaion and selectively eaves dropping on another
"yes"... I did hear what you were saying, and "no" I wasn't talking to you! My peripheral hearing was on.
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Selective hearing is a bit like WHEN UR DUMB ASS PARENTS call ur name and u say what and they don't say anything till u go to them.
Parent:"Jimmy!! "
Jimmy:what!!
*silence*
Jimmy:WHAT MOM/DAD!!
*Silence again
(This is literally selective hearing)
Horrible virus spread across the globe my god how atroshious
Person1 I hear yanny
Person2 call a doctor! Hes hearing yanny
Person3 piece of shit *beats up person1
Person4 everyone help!
Whole country proceeds to kick the shit out of person1
Being so obsessed or engaged in a certain activity that you stay up all night, only being jolted back to reality when you hear the singing of the morning birds outside.
He played COD so long he started hearing the birds.
They were making out all night until they started hearing the birds.