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Heaven is the name of a beautiful girl she is very kind but can be very mean at times
Heaven us the best friend anybody could wish for
Putting your Penis in a girl's ear, and skeeting.
a heavener takes place when the woman does not wish to swallow and you engage in retribution by unloading in her ear like its your job.
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A place where dead, crippled and shrivled up people go
Yo I don’t want to go to heaven I want to go to hell
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When you die, it is the place you go if you are lucky enough to have selected the right religion. Once there, you will be able to spend an eternity in a Sunday School-like setting. You won't be bothered by the likes of Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, or Thomas Jefferson. Instead, you'll spend your time hanging out with people like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Jimmy Swaggart. You'll also get to sing hymns like "Nearer my God to Thee" or "Bringing in the Sheaves." Naturally, non-Christian music will be banned, as will sexual intercourse or inappropriate literature. Your television viewing options will be limited to the ABC Family Channel and HGTV.
These activities will continue for billions of years and will in no way make you wish you were dead.
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HEAVEN is a place full of everything, ..... you get sent to hell for!!!!!
Heaven's sake, how can ANYONE be surprised at the news of Justin being gay.
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Heaven is like the moment of clarity that our souls receive when we die. It spends a lifetime answering all the questions that we never knew the answers to, it makes us see beautiful things that earth cannot provide us with, and people we loved and lost are united with us again. Heaven is everything that we want it to be.
The Christian view seems to me as if you’ll never go to heaven unless you do everything that God supposedly wants you to do and throughout your life you must live free of sin, or at least repent it afterwards. It seems a fairly corrupt system that they seem to use as a guilt trip against us to make us start believing. I know my opinion isn’t important, nor does it have to be believed, but there’s a Heaven for every one of us out there, no matter what we’ve done, I’m sure of it; while we’re here though we can make Heaven ourselves through love and through the beauty around us.
On earth, heaven is a feeling, whilst through death it becomes a place.
1. when i die, i'll go to heaven, cause i've been good
2. i'm so in love with you, it feels like heaven
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Where the cool people go when they die. It's a concept that scares both the god-fearing man and the athiest. Let's face it... if it didn't, we wouldn't bother defining it.
I sure hope there's no heaven, cuz i won't get to go anyway.
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