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The act of performing the sex position reverse cowgirl.
Oh my God, bro, I just got some gnarly 180 heffer last night.
A Plus-Size African-American woman who thinks the world revolves around her.
This heffer-mae just made a huge commotion and backed the drive-thru line at McDonald's.
(Derivative of heifer)
Someone who eats a lot and who closely resembles a pizza oven in size.
If Molly carries on eating all that chocolate cake everyday, she's gonna become an uber-heffer
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Someone who goes out of their way to ruin your holidays. mainly christmas
Sally: Hey Juniper lets go get some crackers for Christmas day!!!
Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...
Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!
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A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc
Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!
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A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.
What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.
Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.
Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?
Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.
Doglet: Harsh times.
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1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.
Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?
Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"
Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"
Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"