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180 Heffer

The act of performing the sex position reverse cowgirl.

Oh my God, bro, I just got some gnarly 180 heffer last night.

by Turtle Testes April 12, 2018


Heffer-mae

A Plus-Size African-American woman who thinks the world revolves around her.

This heffer-mae just made a huge commotion and backed the drive-thru line at McDonald's.

by MICHAELANGELODINGO June 19, 2011


Uber-heffer

(Derivative of heifer)
Someone who eats a lot and who closely resembles a pizza oven in size.

If Molly carries on eating all that chocolate cake everyday, she's gonna become an uber-heffer

by *Barbie July 25, 2006

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Holiday Heffer

Someone who goes out of their way to ruin your holidays. mainly christmas

Sally: Hey Juniper lets go get some crackers for Christmas day!!!

Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...

Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!

by MurphMonster January 3, 2009

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Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 23, 2011

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Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.

Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.

by Doglet August 23, 2010

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Heffer Huff

When a big girl runs outta air due to excitement.

She heffer huffed while chasing down the ice cream man.

by GypsyHelendale February 21, 2024