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A tiny oasis in southern New Jersey, considered a suburb of Philadelphia, and ironically nestled between Moorestown "the best place to live 2005" and Camden "the most dangerous city in America 2005." Nicknamed "Garnet Country" after the high school's mascot (what the fuck is a garnet anyway?), Haddon Heights is a stereotypical small town: welcoming, traditional, neighborly, gossip-filled, and occasionally inbred. However, Haddon Heights sets itself apart from all other towns in one aspect: though it may be little, Heights kids can party with the big boys... and tend to consume alcohol in amounts that put college spring-breakers to shame. Whether its a case in the woods, a keg at a house party, or a handle in the parking lot; its always a good time. And whether its a high school student, a middle-aged towny that still thinks like a high school student, or a pre-adolescent child already currupted by a high school student; the key to a true citizen's heart is with an ice cold Natty Light.
kid #1: hey man, what time are you picking me up for school tomorrow at Haddon Heights High School?
kid #2: well, home-room starts at 8 so I'll pick you up at 7 and we can drink a few
kid #1: but dude, the liquor store doesn't open till 10
kid #2: Then I guess we'll have to be late
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One of the illest neighborhoods in all of Brooklyn. At one point largely Jewish, the neighborhood is now predominately West Indian, with Dominicans, Panamanians, and Puerto Ricans thrown in for good messure.
Crown Heights is known both for it's beautiful architecture and as the site of the infamous "Crown Heights Riots". To find out more about the Crown Heights Riots, go to wikipedia you lazy fuck.
I got some bangin' jerk chicken in Crown Heights last Friday. Then I smoked some crack.
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The Reinhardt Estates subdivision of Fairway, Kansas
Izzy grew up in Hannukah Heights
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A small town in Florida. Located in Clay County. Most of the girls in the High school have turned bisexual because most of the guys there are fuck boys. There is also a lot of "rich bitches" who think they are all that and get everything from there parents. We have the most churches in the county. But everybody is fake as fuck.
Everybody party's illegally in Keystone Heights. But that's only because there is nothing else to do
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Shore town in south/central New Jersey. Often called "Sleazeside". Full of guidoes, Jersey Girls and Bennies during the summer, but deserted in the winter. People who live within in the surrounding towns go to the beaches here and certainly do NOT under any circumstances call it "going to the shore" or "down the shore".
Its main attraction is the boardwalk where there are a number of trashy bars, trashy clothing stores, arcades, and body piercing stands. There are at least 5 different stores specializing in marijuana paraphenelia, like bongs vaporizers and glass bowls. It is full of bright neon lights and stands that sell expensive and greasy (but good) food. As a result it is a popular place for not only tourists, but stoned young people from surrounding areas.
During the winter the town is nearly dead. The only people who stay are the sketchy homeless and/or drug addicted men who roam the boardwalk and the "locals".
Although most businesses are closed, certain bars, pizzarias, and arcades remain open all year. You can also see surfers in the water all year round when the waves are good, even if there's snow on the ground. On a good day, the streets are lined with their cars.
The cops in Seaside are fascist assholes. And there are ARMIES of them. They're notorious for being young and inexperienced, eager to prove themselves in order to get hired by less shitty towns.
"lets get stoned and go to the boardwalk"
"pt pleasant or seaside heights?"
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A nickname for Citrus Heights, originating from the presence of a high number of "massage parlors" at which syphilis or other STD's may be contracted if one does not use caution.
Dude: "Yo, man, I just picked up a phat sack down by where your ex used to live!"
Friend: "Fer real? You down in Syphilis Heights?"
Dude: "Mos' def!"
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What Columbia students call Harlem.
A pleasent stroll down Malcom X Boulevard will take you to Morningside Heights, where you can see the beautiful Columbia University campus.
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