Random
Source Code

Helmet

Used to describe sex and sexual activity in a generic way.

"I need to get some helmet"

"that guy is giving her some helmet"

"I can't believe that guy is getting so much helmet, he's nearly getting yards

by wazgilbert May 4, 2008

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Incidental Helmet-to-Helmet

An NFL rule that states helmet-to-helmet hits are allowed in Carson Wentz. This only applies to Carson Wentz and nobody else.

Jadeveon Clowny's incidental helmet-to-helmet hit won the Seahawks the game.

by SuperEaglesFan January 6, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Helmet

I have never found one person in real life who was a fan of their music.

Helmet were only moderately interesting from Strap It On to Meantime. But when the third album Betty was dropped they really started to suck. They are mediocre at best. I’m sorry but Mr. Page Hamilton really isn’t that good. He should go back to playing Jazz, because rock/metal is clearly not his thing.

Even my dad hates Helmet. I showed him a song once and he said β€œyeah, you can turn that crap off”. He finds them very dry and monotonous. I only liked their rhythm and groove. But Page is a bad songwriter.

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


helmet

as a verb: to love and appreciate someone or something even though AND because it is "not quite right".

My son called the bully at school an "underdeveloped plesiosaur" which of course got him socked in the jaw. I helmet that kid.

by crankyramone October 6, 2006

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


HELMET

Any Adult MALE HUMAN BEING.

"This bar is full of helmets."

by JENNI-POO April 14, 2005

3πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Muddy Helmet

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

14666πŸ‘ 498πŸ‘Ž


Fish Helmet

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

by mushroomtea October 20, 2011