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Historical Atheist

A person who does not believe in history; i.e. One would need a time machine to convince this person that something really happened

Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?

by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015


Historical fiction

Historical fiction

When people claim things that are historically incorrect. Example: Palestinian people existed before the 1960s, which is historical fiction.

by June 4, 2024


historic crush

An obviously unrequited love for a historical figure.

My co-workers hooked up because he looks like Abraham Lincoln, her historic crush.

by RwjKnowsStuff January 17, 2017


Historic Crush

To like or have strong feelings for someone for a really, really long time.

"So Amber you're friends with Kyle?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"

by UES_queen14 June 12, 2019


historicity

A penomenon of demonstration in which deconstructionism and therefore formalism can only represent linear time as moving backwards.

Also called "left-wing determinism."

Historicity is the obstacle the left must surmount in order to formalize free will.

by metawave August 14, 2019


historical map

A map that shows information about events and places from the past

brandon: "in class today the teacher was telling us about these maps about the olden days"

Emily: "Brandon, they're called historical maps"

by EmilyUrie12 February 2, 2016


historical tea

History related topics and discoveries that could be controversial and once you read and learn about it is so eye opening that feels like you just heard some hot new gossip that you have to tell someone and share.

I just learned the best historical tea today about the early colonial settlers in Georgia.

by elrena March 30, 2021