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We have to get to the mall before it closes so hit me on da hip to let me know when ur ready.
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When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot
Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck
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When you are so stoned you are convinced that you have been punched.
Eoin was tripping major somebody hit me's earlier , he was almost certain he had been hit.
Get back to me and let me know the status on that my good friend
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A phrase you use when something in a game hit you when it clearly didn't.
Can be used with the parasite word "like" in front and "man" at the end
Tod: *plays league"
Tod: *gets hit by Jinx's rocket"
Tod: Like in what world does this hit me man are you fucking mental, this game sucks, and what is my bot lane doing
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You're a real tough cookie
With a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
That's okay, lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, let's get down to it
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
You come on with the come on
You don't fight fair
That's okay, see if I care!
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I get right back up on my feet again!
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
You're a real tough cookie with a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place!
Hit me with your best shot...
C'mon!
Hit me with your best shot...
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
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Euphemism for: have sex with me
Girl: Hit me with your rhythm stick big boy!
Boy: No way you slut.
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