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The act of inserting one's thumb into a partner's anus.
Jamal surprised Yolanda, anal virgin, with a stinky hitchhiker.
to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.
Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.
James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.
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Instead of walking on the side of the road trying to get a ride with your thumb out, The Polish Hitchhiker is the act of driving around picking up people on the side of the road with your dick hanging out of your pants.
Paul decided to be adventurous and help out some hitchhikers, by giving them the experience of a Polish Hitchhiker.
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A man gets his ass rimmed while the person performing the rimming (see Tossed Salad) uses one hand to tug the balls while massaging the taint with thumb (Extra long thumbs may even massage the prostate). This can be combined with the RUSTY TROMBONE if the person doing the rimming has excellent finger dexterity (Much like patting your head and rubbing your belly, the circular thumb motion and jerk off hand motion can be challenging, especially with a tongue in the ass). Beware long fingernails.
Dude, your mom is so talented. Lucky I washed my ass and shaved my balls because she used her left and right hand while rimming my hole. I never had a Dirty Hitchhiker & Rusty Trombone at once! No wonder your dad is always smiling!
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When a man sticks his thumb up the females rectum, and as she opens her mouth in shock, he pisses in her mouth. This will then cause the dripping to occur, and the hitchhiker part is obvious.
i was gonna break up with this chick and found out she cheated on me, so instead of telling her i knew, i gave her The Dripping Hitchhiker and then left...
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Someone that plays online games like GTA 4 and steals any vehicle in sight.
Dude, that noob is a haphappy hitchhiker
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When a girl is riding a guy then proceeds to stick her thumb up his ass like she’s thumbing a ride
Did you hear, Chris’s girl was riding him and then out of nowhere she gave him a hitchhiking cowgirl. He puckered his asshole so hard he about pinched her thumb off!