hockey

A sport played on grass with a ball that is harder than a hard thing with nails in.
The only concession being that you get a pair of shin pads.
The idea of the game is to hit the ball into the oppositions goal with your hockey stick and not use your feet.
Mostly played by butch lesbians with something to prove.
Often confused by the hard of thinking for Ice hockey, which is played on ice.

"Who are all those rough looking men hitting that ball around a field?"
"Thats the local womens hockey team at practice."

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it's about drinkin and fightin

hey let's get drunk and play hockey

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the assumed sport that all canadians are good at, despite the fact that we have very passionate players of all sports we have an unfair reputation of caring about nothing but hockey.

hockeys pretty cool, but I for one love football.

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best friken sport out there and to u it might not be cuz ur a woose and think that it will hurt well IT DOESNT im a girl mmmmmkay i get hit,smacked,slapped,pinched,pushed etc. at skool all the time i dont think hockey is a painful sport its fun.

best sport out there...period...dont think so...then go away...(jkjk u can stay but dont be dissn hockey mmmmkay)

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noun:

Canada's game (need I say more...)

Team Canada wins the gold against Team USA with 12 minutes & 20 seconds left in overtime (thanks to the MIRACLE goal scored by Crosby) on Februrary 28th at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. Thus Canada has earned 14 gold medals in total (breaking a former record held by the former Soviet Union for 13 gold medals at the 1976 Innsbruck Olympics).

hockey is Canada's game, don't get it twisted!

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the best damn sport ever
you have to be fast, make quick descions, have hand eye coordination, balance, you gotta be strong and so much more

Twirl Girl: Why on Earth do you play hockey?

Girl who plays Hockey: I don't know I refuse to look like a cheerleader on ice

Twirl Girl: Hmmph..

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A world-leading sport, stronger than basketball, baseball and American football. American's are just overly conceited to realize this and still thinks the world revolves around them (oops, China owns your ass now!). That is why hockey is played all over Europe and is actually in the Olympics, unlike basketball, baseball and American football. I rest my case.

American: "Hockey sucks!"

World: "The US of A sucks!"

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