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Hogwarts Bitches

best groupchat on stan twitter

β€œhogwarts bitches are the best groupchat on stan twitter, did you see they cancelled Tara AND Via? that’s some bad ass energy right there.

by HB member March 14, 2021

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Hogwarts Style

Sexual relations with a person that resembles a character from the Harry Potter movies

"She said the ranga at the bar reminded her of Ron Weasly and she wanted to hit that hogwarts style".

β€Ž"Dude, that chick kinda looks like Hermione. I'm gonna hit that with my magic wand... hogwarts style!"

by the banshee August 11, 2010

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Hogwarts

a fictional place from Harry Potter. It is the boarding school where he fucked Hermine Granger. Also can be used to say you fucked an ugly girl at school like a gremlin.

1.Don't you think that Trees Dorm at Bentley looks liek Hogwarts, but hogwarts doesnt have gremlins.

2.Hey smeric i heard you got with the Gremlin, did u think u were at hogwarts.

by Smurf Eric April 26, 2010

4πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


the train to Hogwarts

Idiom. A reference to the Hogwarts Express in the wizarding world of Harry Potter, in which the train would ferry students to and fro the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

In common usage, this is an alternative to "the silver bullet" in which "the train to Hogwarts" refers to a medium or channel which could be used to bring a high level (magical) of effectiveness or efficiency.

Social media platforms is not the train to Hogwarts for everyone. Each person's mileage and benefit would vary according to whether the platform suits the person's purposes and intents. It may or may not work for different people and businesses.

by alternative.perspectives October 20, 2019


hogwarts poo

An extra magical poo where you shit and wipe your ass and nothing is on the paper LIKE HOLY SHIT. but on top of that you look down AND THERE IS NO SHIT OR ANY EVIDENCE OF A POO IN THE TOILET LIKE FUUUUUUCK.

jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus

Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days

by bigtitsOG May 31, 2017

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Hogwart's Express

A sexual position wit one guy on the bottom with a girl sitting on top. There is another guy with his dick in her ass and another guy with a dick in his ass. There can be any number of guys daisy chained together in this fashion forming the train. All participants wear wizarding robes.

Harry shifted uncomfortably under the weight of the massive Hogwart's Express that had formed on top of him as Hagrid insert himself into Draco positioning himself as the new caboose.

by Headmaster Atlus January 9, 2010

14πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Hogwarts Reborn

The Worst Harry Potter RP forum there is! It started my fear from being banned and now its haunting me! i got banned there for the wrong reasons and that forum can go to hell >(

quote by Saline Slytherin:

"your gonna be banned from here if you dont stop!"

(its not exact though =\)

by Kimi-Kaizer November 21, 2004

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