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When a man enters a woman once, and cums
Grl: I had sex with a guy last night, and he did a hole in one
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When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.
Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”
As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
When a guys jumps towards a girl who is lying on her back (naked) when their having sex. When he lands his d*ck is in her hole.
"Guess what Marcus, I just got a hole-in-one on Mellissa"
During sex, insert one testicle into the anal cavity of your partner.
Her butt was so loose I pulled a hole in one on her!
when you're jackinng off and you nut in your belly button
josh was jacking it hard to the magazine sitting down and as he came, he managed to make a hole in one
In masturbation, when you cum and it jumps directly into your belly button
"Last night, I was masturbating and I did a hole in one"